This week, the most staggeringly unlikely bitch-off in the history of pop was recounted by one of the participants themselves — Bendybum Cumbybag, aka Bumperdinck Cumberbats, aka Benedict Cumberbatch — in an interview with GQ.
Really, if you’ve got a former Harrovian, plum-voiced sex actor v the Long-Reigning and Dirty-Fighting Queen of Pop, Madonna, you’d know where to place your bets if things got a bit hissy. BUT YOU’D BE WRONG.
“I met Madonna,” Cumberbatch recounted. “She said, ‘You’re the one with the strange name’. I said, ‘Yes, I am, Madonna …..’”
TEN POINTS AND A VIP BOOTH AT RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE TO FENDERWICKS CLUMBERHOUND.